A young tax collector comes to see a taxpayer and tells him:
- I feel that you live beyond your means, or you defraud the taxman. Your sumptuous villa with pool and your big Mercedes do not match your tax return!
- Maybe, but I eat very little, you know? At each meal, I’m satisfied with a bar of chocolate with a slice of bread! So, I’m saving a lot on food!
- Ah? But, tell me, with all this chocolate, you must be constipated, right?
- A little, but fortunately, every year, there is a tax collector who comes to piss me off!