A very old gentleman gets on the bus. All places are taken. A lady and her six young children occupy seven places, without flinching. Angry and impatient, the old man hammers the ground with his cane … doum doum … doum doum … doum doum … doum doum …
At one point, the lady can not stand it anymore and says:
- Sir, if you put a rubber toe, your cane would make much less noise.
- And you, if your husband had put a rubber tip, I would be sitting right now!